The way I go grocery shopping, I never buy more than 10 or more items at a time. Mostly it's because I'm lazy and I'd rather go two times a week and carry a little bit of stuff than go twice a month and haul out everything on a palette.
This method of shopping affords me the ability to cash out exclusively at the Self-Scan machines. I wait in a brief line, get my stuff together, pay out and peace out. It's quick, efficient, and awesome.
However, I've begun to encounter a steady enemy in my way. Always ready to ruin my ninja-like entry and departure, the Cart Commando has found fun in pulling up their grocery cart and taking their sweet, ever-lovin' time running their endless piles of crap through the scanners.
What makes them think that's normal behavior? There are lines specifically designated for their cereals, soups, and celebrity magazines. Why would they take up space in MY nifty little niche of speed-shopping heaven so they can do up their own grimy groceries?
Bums, the lot of them! Bums I tell you!
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