Caddy At A Private Golf Club / Never tell the most powerful man at the club that you can't caddy for him because you have to go to church, even if it's true.
File Clerk / Chris Rock said it best: You know what it means when they pay you minimum wage? You know what they're trying to tell you? It's like: "Hey, if I could pay you less, I would. But it's against the law."
Church Janitor / Religious people are just as dirty as non-religious people.
Lettuce Refiller in Dorm Cafeteria / Sorority girls love to put lettuce on their plate. They also love putting most if it in the garbage too.
Videogame Arcade Changer / Changing dollars into quarters for a living is, hands down, the fastest way to learn about how the world really works.
Food Delivery Boy / The service of having food brought to you is getting cheaper and cheaper as the dollar decreases in value. Thank goodness the price of gas is going down. Wait...
Upscale Restaurant Table Busser / The employees are just as delusional and arrogant as the customers. At least we got out of work at 10.
Bartender / The only things separating me from the neighborhood drug dealer were taxes and a uniform.
Crowd Control At A Major Entertainment Venue / Knowing that a mini-mag flashlight is all that protects you from thousands of sod-throwing, mosh-pit slamming hooligans will change your life.
Bouncer / The same girl that dumped you for being "too forward" will whore herself out over a $5 cover charge. Welcome to America.
Strip Club DJ / Girls are just like guys except for when you tell girls they look pretty they show you boobies.
Radio Sales / I'm better at being a ho than a pimp.
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